I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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