Fuck appropriateness.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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