Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Still dying that you shit outside
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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