I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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