I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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