Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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