thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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