Me too!
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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