Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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