at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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