would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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