I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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