I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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