franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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