But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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