so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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