thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
