i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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