I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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