Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Is it because I queefed?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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