Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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