I feel like I'm in dance class right now
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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