My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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