I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You smell like stripper and shame
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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