you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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