Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
As shirtless as possible
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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