Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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