google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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