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I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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