I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Fuck appropriateness.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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