i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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