Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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