Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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