Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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