white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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