I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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