This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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