Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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