just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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