He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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