he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You made out with two different species that night
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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