I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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