Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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