last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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