And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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