Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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