did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
