i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was confusing and full of hummus
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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