you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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