I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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