Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Two words: blizzard sex
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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