How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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