Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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